January 2012
December 2011
gay swag;: finnlawrence: So today the library was... →
finnlawrence:
So today the library was selling off old books for like 50 cents apiece. And I picked up this one “Split screen” (Meaning there’s one book and then you flip the book over and there’s another on the other side) called “Attack of the Soul-sucking brain zombies” and “Bride of…
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I don’t understand people who don’t like Screaming Females
Screamales is the best new band ever
Top 25 Significant Queer Women of 2011 →
tissuebox:
It’s true though the universe hates me :-(((
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We should all go back to a time where Elayna’s bio was
“Hi, I’m Elayna. Why do these things always happen to me”
Because I think that accurately described your life in one sentence.
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I’m going to write a book about interesting things that both my girlfriend and best friend say.
Maddy and Elayna are seriously the most unintentionally hilarious people on the planet.
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“AU REVOIR BALLSACK FACE”
– Elayna Madden, a true inspiration to us all.
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masturbatewithacheesegrater:
when you download an album from mediafire with all the titles and artist information correct complete with album art and it’s like a gift from god
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““When I finally heard [all-girl bands] Heavens to Betsy and Bratmobile, it...”
– Marissa Paternoster
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How Sara met Kate.
Tegan: So how you met Kate is she picked you up?
Sara: No no no. No. No, in fact I asked her for her phone number.
Tegan: So you picked her up?
Sara: No, no, no, no. I just thought-
Tegan: So you liked her?
Sara: I thought she seemed like a really cool person.
Tegan: You thought maybe you'd go for a date?
Sara: No. I think that..no. I was dating someone, she was dating someone-
Tegan: So you guys were having an affair?
Sara: No, Jesus Christ. No. We were just friends, we were friends.
Tegan: You were just friends? You just met her you didn't even know her. So you just meet someone get their number and call them your friend?
Sara: Turn her microphone off Doug.
tissuebox:
im home now i can eat my gummi worms and cry alone in my room in peace
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I get super emotionally attached to girls, but at...
autostraddle:
you have to always always live like you could be mowed down by a bus full of sweaty evangelicals tomorrow. TOMORROW.
Ask Laneia something small or large
“WHOOPIE PEEING BUDDIES”
– Elayna Madden
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Glastonbury Battles the Pink Robots →
When someone wants to talk about Star Wars.
deadpoolthemandalorian:
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Don’t you wish some really pretty new girl would just show up at your school and have everything in common with you and be perfect in every single way
I do
oh
wait
IT ALREADY HAPPENED 2 YEARS AGO
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