March 2012
8 posts
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
“Let’s wipe our cum on my parents bed, come on!”
– Bikini Kill - New Radio (via ivanoviiich)
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I am and always will be convinced that Robin Roberts is a lesbian
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
227 posts
vaultdweller:
A sudden chill runs down my spine and I know somewhere, Rick Santorum is speaking in public
Watchsekoshi:
j3sustits:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
SCREAMING
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Elayna: I sometimes wonder why I don't have diabetes and then
I remember I'm PERFECT
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Elayna: Shouldn't you be hitting the hay too grandma
It's like what 830 over there lets get u to bed
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Elayna: I found out why I'm itchy there is sand in my bed
Me: i dont even wanna know why there was sand in your bed
Elayna: I DON'T KNOW
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE BEACH IN 2 YRS
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We’re studying totalitarianism in history and we had to make Facebook pages for all these dictators
and when our teacher left the room, these girls in my class were on photobooth taking pictures of themselves doing the Hitler salute and I was just like
What are you doing~
You’re not cute
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Elayna: Lauren why does my body itch
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Watch
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I was going to finish my homework but now they’re airing Nirvana’s show at the Paramount and I really wanna dance with Nikki McClure so~
tissuebox:
who needs a bass
NOT CARRIE BROWNSTEIN
tissuebox:
SLEATER KINNEYUGSFLIDFHDJHGKGHJBVXCZCVBHJKLHJMNCBV XHUKFNGXK;ML
tissuebox:
i love my girlfriend more than mashed potatoes and macaroni and cheese and my marauder and sleater kinney and my ipod
**COMBINED
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Somebody please help me before I start eating my house
glamydia:
New study finds people who listen to Mac Miller on a regular basis have a 100% higher chance of getting terminal illnesses.
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HOW AM I STILL HUNGRY I HAVE BEEN HUNGRY ALL DAY AND I KEEP EATING EVERYTHING BUT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
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pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
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I’m actually really thankful that there are other people who love Carrie B and Sleater-Kinney as much as I do
